pregnancy funnies

1 - I had no idea that pregnancy caused acne like I'm a 12 year old boy.

2 - My skin itches like crazy!

3 - I have had my fair share of "pregnancy brain". Example from this morning: Trying to quickly clean up the kitchen before I scoot out the door for work. Grab the credit card bill and a recipe. Put credit card bill in the cabinet with the recipes and the recipe on the stairs with the bills. Then stood in the front hallway knowing that wasn't right, but not sure why. I then looked in the garbage thinking I had thrown the bill away, to FINALLY realize that I had just swapped places. Geez! I heard somewhere the brain never fully recovers.

4 - I have a new step to my morning ritual - my beloved neti-pot. It's a gross thought, but it's a wonderful device that insures that I don't have excruciating sinus headaches all day.

5 - The hormone crazies have remained relatively intact (in my humble opinion), except yesterday morning. Joel finished the chili, which he had no reason not to do. But in my head, I had planned to serve that for dinner last night. I didn't go on a rampage, I didn't "make him pay", but I did have to lay in bed and remind myself that it wasn't really that big of a deal. At all. No really. Just make something else. Instead, Joel got a frozen pizza and tater tots. My little brain couldn't think up anything better. Don't worry, he get's chicken taco soup tonight!

But on the other hand, most of the other stories I have heard women tell, I have been blessed enough NOT to experience. I sleep through most of the night (may need to get up once to pee). I don't have to go to the bathroom all the time. I do enjoy my food, but haven't experienced a lot of cravings (my drug of choice is cheeseburgers and I've only given in a few times). I miss wine, but it's not torture.

14 weeks on Friday! Christmas 10 days away! Chicago in 16!